The Species Of The New Generation by Siffers

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Description:

"A portrait of the new breed of orientalist aborning from the loins of the internet-art world; trinomial name, "Pockyvorous Animetard Oblivioflabbicitus." Pictured are the two genders, each indeterminate as such yet distinct from the other. Natural defenses from predators include cheetohs-scented musk, armor-like epidermal layers of acne scabs, and a shrill howling noise most accurately transliterated as, "kekekeke." While the species produces no young of its own, reproduction is accomplished with the aid of Nintendo, Cartoon Network, and costume-centric conventions. This lifeform, while bearing outward similarities to mammals, particularly in regard to thick hairy growths, has nevertheless been classified tentatively as a virus. Results of physical contact include infection with a sock-like odor, and a compulsive desire to watch Naruto."

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Nov 9, 2008 9:15:13 PM

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649

hhahahahah this rocks. I hit that :P

RipfangDragon on Nov 9, 2008 9:17:35 PM

BTW I LYK TTYL OWNZ TAT HAT!

RipfangDragon on Nov 9, 2008 9:17:49 PM

i feel like crying when i see the world after this

Cannibalism on Nov 9, 2008 10:05:58 PM

Oh god.

THE REVELATIONS!

JMD on Nov 9, 2008 10:44:47 PM

this is....amazingly realist

nothing on Nov 9, 2008 11:00:45 PM

Win.

And, pocky isn't bad, but I'd rather spend my 5$ on something else. Like a box of Cheez-It Party Mix. Because it's damn tasty.

I just don't see why I'd ever want to spend over a dollar on a few pretzels in a box.

Teennine on Nov 10, 2008 12:50:42 AM

Is that Merc on the left?

Josh on Nov 10, 2008 3:33:19 AM

ha ha This reminds me of some emo kids 1 year younger than me in my art class at Fridays XD
They only draw chibi, and can't draw anything else. They think they are pro at drawing chibis. Hello(!), chibis are old news i tell them in my thoughts..
-_-

I totally love it!! <3 XD

Fomle on Nov 10, 2008 8:09:12 AM

maquenda on Nov 10, 2008 6:26:55 PM

I'd hit that.

With my car.

fifty points for accurateness!

Ray on Nov 10, 2008 8:04:13 PM

This is genius. :D

batman on Nov 11, 2008 7:22:36 PM

THANK YOU! I thought I was the only one. *sigh*

diznee4me on Nov 11, 2008 11:26:49 PM

The accurasy of this pun sends horribly cold shivers down my spine. *shudder shudder*

It´s so true that it´s scary! D:

MrPanda on Nov 13, 2008 3:38:48 PM

it's hilarious because it's true.

Jazzi on Nov 15, 2008 7:08:03 AM

i lol'd xD

awesome job as always siffers

Pochuka on Nov 17, 2008 7:12:25 PM

:)))

Yustas on Nov 18, 2008 7:53:23 AM

LOL owch.

I still like Yaoi, tho. XD

Atsu on Nov 20, 2008 1:13:47 AM

XD That's funny and some-what disturbing at the same time~ Love it :D

Baixiang on Nov 26, 2008 8:52:56 AM

...that jus plain rocks XD made me giggle. i know a few people like this, they make me go GRAR

Yazzy on Nov 28, 2008 7:25:24 PM

Great concept of animetards. You're too cool Sif.

DeidaraSempai on Dec 14, 2008 1:05:08 AM

Just pure amazingness.
Fits the description quite well.

Kida on Jan 2, 2009 11:01:31 PM

It's a Pandemic.
Or is it epidemic?

awkwardtheory on Aug 27, 2009 10:56:41 PM

Rofl. I saw Pocky the other day...but I passed it up for the cheese puffs in the corner :P

Lol this is hilarious xD

Noelle on Sep 21, 2009 4:18:11 PM

Laughing forever.

Gwen on May 29, 2010 10:29:02 PM

wow!! omfg what am i just staring at?!?!

alicejenkins on Jan 9, 2011 6:41:58 AM

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