Member Since:
July 16, 2009
July 16, 2009
http://flammingcorn.deviantart.com/
| MSN | flammingcorn@hotmail.com |
| YIM | flammingcorn@yahoo.com |
| My Biographical Information: | |
| Birthdate: | February 12, 1990 |
| Biography: EVERYTHING YOU'D WANNA KNOW AND MORE:Name: B. Roberts, otherwise known as Corn, Bee, Johnny, or Fred. JUST DON'T CALL ME FLANNIGAN.Location: Kentucky. Yeah, I got bad teeth and talk funny. >:(Age: Twenty-one-years-old (birthdate being 02/12/90)Zodiac: Aquarius/HorseElement: AirPlanet: SaturnGender: GUESS. I like messing with people on this one. 8DOrientation: AsexualOccupation: Taxidermist-in-training, artist when applicable.Religion: Nondenominational (mostly Baptist followed by new-age Pentecostal)Height: 5'2 (and no short jokes!)Weight: 104lbs (more than I'd like to T_T I gotta weird little belly pudge…)Description: I change, like, all the time. I also kinda look like a little boy.FAVES:Fav. colour: Neon greenFav. book: Either 'Lord of the Flies' by William Golding or 'Animal Farm' by George OrwellFav. movie: FargoFav. show: Moral OrelFav. ice cream: Mint chocolate chipFav. song: No Children by The Mountain GoatsFav. band(s): The Offspring, Oingo Boingo, Flogging Molly, Dead Kennedys, My Chemcial Romance, and PrimusFav. animal(s): Bees, koalas, hermit crabs, and catsFav. number(s): 32, 13, 12, and 9OTHER SHIT:Random info: I'm officially diagnosed with obsessive compulsive disorderHobbies include:- Drawing (obviously, though it’s also a compulsion)- Animating (though I’m really slow and no good at it)- Writing- Collecting comic books and other nerdy stuff that comes with the territory- Acting/voice acting- Watching obscure cartoons and movies- Over analyzing most cartoons and movies- Obsessing over various thingsThe bee‘s knees: Orange cats, chocolate milk, Darth Vader band-aids, cartoons, old stuff, comic books, bands no one has heard of, musicals, knee-high footwear, Megaman, Steve Buscemi, Quentin Tarantino and Tim Burton films, masks, faceless dudes, the F-word (even though I never actually say it), being angry, hating stuff, being overly-cheerful despite the previous likes, and of course DRAWING WEIRD CRAP. Ooh, and myself. 8DNot so much: Muscles, chick flicks, Family Guy, people who bash my religion for no good reason, proper anatomy, boyfriends who think they're in control, sex, people touching me in general, love for the most part, people who use the term “OCD” as meaning a neat freak, people who tell me to be quiet in the theater even though they have the right to, vegetables, vegetarians and vegans without probable cause (ask about what I MEAN before you’re insulted please), and little preteens who thinks they're SO DAMN GROWN UP. Um, most stuff. Ooh, and myself. 8DEverything else: Despite the bad-ass attitude I tend to give off, I'm actually one of the happiest, most sunshiny people you’ll ever meet. I'm childish in nature, and tend to like girly things because of this. Don’t let that fool you though, I'm no softy either. I balances out my love for things like rainbow knee-high socks with a violent nature paired with a short fuse, a morbid sense of humor. I'm super nice for the most part, but prefer solitude, even to the point of being asexual. I mean, I checks guys out , but that’s about it. NO TOUCHY. I mostly blame my OCD. In short, I'M ONE COMPLICATED BASTARD.ALSO, also, I'm EVERYWHERE. Really. Um, search for me as either flammingcorn (primary name), thewayoutwonder, hestooskinny (secondary names), and in some rare cases, sirflammingofcorn. XD | |
