Member Since:
November 8, 2006
November 8, 2006
| AIM | chrystalclear500 |
| MSN | crystal_clear500 at hotmail DOT |
| YIM | crystal_clear500 |
| My Biographical Information: | |
| Gender: | Female |
| Birthdate: | October 7, 1994 |
| Biography: I'll fix this eventually herpderp.
A;SLEKGJ AS;LDKFJ AS;KDFJ SUMMER The CREATOR of the word "faic" instead of "face". DA: chrystalclear.deviantart.com SA: chrystalclear.sheezyart.com [url=http://gpxplus.net/ZGN1BGp5ZN][img]http://img.gpxplus.net/16/239/ZGN1BGp5ZN/badge.png[/img][/url][url=http://gpxplus.net/ZGN1AQD0ZN][img]http://img.gpxplus.net/16/217/ZGN1AQD0ZN/badge.png[/img][/url][url=http://gpxplus.net/BGxkZQLj][img]http://img.gpxplus.net/15/214/BGxkZQLj/badge.png[/img][/url] [url=http://gpxplus.net/BQVkAQpj][img]http://img.gpxplus.net/13/35/BQVkAQpj/badge.png[/img][/url][url=http://gpxplus.net/Awx3BQR2][img]http://img.gpxplus.net/11/41/Awx3BQR2/badge.png[/img][/url][url=http://gpxplus.net/AmV2ZQNk][img]http://img.gpxplus.net/11/154/AmV2ZQNk/badge.png[/img][/url] Chrys' magical cute-kawaii desu desu powas have brought us amazingness. -bows .... I have powas? oh bebe More magical than the color MAGIC 8D which is mah fave color XD OHAI AHM CURTIS Here comes a curtis I mean chrys xDDDDD WOW THAT'S A NEW TYPO Shut up. -giggling madly again- Pastaaaaaaaa Dad: Are you getting hungry? Me: Are you gonna make pasta? Dad: Maybe. Me: Then yes. :D TYPOSE [21:47] Chrys: Ahaha, typose are teh win. [21:47] Chrys: .... [21:48] Chrys: -facepalm- Typoitis :C IM SO HUNGERY IM TYPOING LIKE CRAZY ... NO KIDDINT ... IT'S INFECTIOUS OHGOG ASIAAAAA the asians.... they're coming ....... SHUT UP IM ASIAN no... SHUT UP I AM TOO >:C THE SHUT UP EVERYONE PANDAS!? YES THE PANDAS THE PANDAS ARE OH GOD NO NOT THE PANDAS COMING LOLOLOL OH GOG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ONE WEAKNESS o rather OH GG N what the carp. ....crap. magikarp CARP AND SIFT magicrap KARP KARP -shot- MAGIC POOOOO? DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER CARP?! no. no i dont because XD Its amazing how close that pokemon's name is to crap, and how crappy it is of a pokemon .... 8U hen were fucked once its over my life is over This it was on purpose? possibly hah. Think .... MAGIC POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO? D: This? xD ... MAGIC POO IS COMING? CHRYS. xDDDDD Magic POO? THIS IS gay Spartuh? CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRP XDDDDD zSSSSSSS ... this is xDDDDDD* Okay, that's nice to know... The board will be reset in 300 minutes. Please finish all artwork, or save it to your computer with /save. No spamming of the boards before the reset. ... WTF? The board will be reset in 15 minutes. Please finish all artwork, or save it to your computer with /save. No spamming of the boards before the reset. The board will be reset in 10 minutes. Please finish all artwork, or save it to your computer with /save. No spamming of the boards before the reset. WTFFFF? xDDD We're.... Gai, you know what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas... what have I done!? ... Oh. ... So .. We don't say anything? About then? Gotcha. Like that marriage we had that I don't remember having? OAO;;; Lips sealed. Pssh, I'm married to, like, 7 people here .... ben i thought I'm married to.. Like... i thought ..... Nobody yet. HAH Technically. LOSER. :| Ben Phi, you know we're phuk buddies 8U yay! :D declared himself my husband for the Minu convo. xD and Chrys, You know that We're super Special Awesomeness C: No you forgot and Gai We're .. uh >:] i want a divorce >:[ "super special epic catchy awesomene--" PFFF xDDDD Oooh, relationshipssss? -snort- -hugs chiner- NO NO DON'T CALL HER CHINER why not? I'LL CRY NOW .. LOOK AT THESE TEARS wait is...Dog and China....RELATED? ....? thats kinda incesting :U .. ok, NOW I'm mroe confused we're not related if we were china and Dog dating? i'd be not so sitting on her ....? ...what. I DONT KNOW Ben ARGH just lay your head down SHUT UP .o. Oh my,. D:/ >_< its ok ben No Ben, lol. xD That's a strange acusation. we're not dating the water speaks to meeeee we're not related brb, i need more water Me and Dog are dating right? and no shes not having my babys in secret so that i can feeeeeeed omigod ... says who? Crazy we broke up after you ran off with ben >:C That was years ago. that was yesterday! I've moved onto bigger better things Like Bflare. ... ;o; -SNORT- xDDDD heart breaker * China is giggling irl. * My lovely cuddly little arubian. AHA AAAAAHAHAHAH XDDDD -laughs- D'awwwww. WE SHOULD well i moved on with china >:C MAKE LANXBFLARG -is laughing into her pillow- EWNO XDDD XD ...Josh would truely hate me then lol. xD WHY? Oh That Josh. Okay I hope Bflare doesn't come in. why? you''ll flower him with your emotions and interests ;o; Getting my tablet. kinda jinxed it lmaooooo. Are you srs Lan? ... AHA OHGODNODON'T XDDDD ...MID....MIB...: Benski: I'm glad I found this website, because I think it plays MID's. Ritz: ...Men in blacks? Chrys, Ritz, and myself: LOLOL. DRAGGED AWAY? Ever/Ritz: Do you guys think I'm in a position to go color my hair? Chrys: Huh? Oh, okay. Yeah, go ahead Ben: What? In a position to be dragged away by the color of your hair? Chrys and Ever: LOL Choco: I just zoned out wut? :D FFFFFFFFFFFFFFLAN ./throws desu in your eyes -BOUNCES IT BACK AT- hahaha /FLAILROLL -Phi messes up on drawing and curses on Skype- lmfao LMFAO I MESSED PHI UP WITH MAI DESU ^>;;; FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLUCK -l FLUCK FLUCK U lmfao FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFLAN LMFAOOOOOO haaaaaaahaahaa That needs to go on the wall of Phi DOUCHE BAG FUCK YOU FUCKING ASS FUCK FUCK FUCK fluck* <3 * Phi burned. PHISUS, CHRYST, AND JUST GOD [21:45] Chrys: How're you, Nee-chan? [21:46] EverlastingRitz||RPDXRRD||: I'm god. [21:46] EverlastingRitz||RPDXRRD||: good* [21:46] Chrys: ... [21:46] Chrys: xD [21:47] Chrys: No [21:47] Chrys: Stay god [21:47] EverlastingRitz||RPDXRRD||: xD okies [21:47] Chrys: Then we can be Phisus, Chryst, and just God. xD [21:47] EverlastingRitz||RPDXRRD||: xD awesome MOSES-GAI? So. I split the sea in half. Pea* OAO! .. ... AHA xD ...shit. Dx Aw sheez, PERVERTALERTPFFFF rippl3r signed in RIP GET OUT WE'RE NAKED. rippl3r signed out (Client disconnected) .. LMFAO /catches him on msn xD rippl3r signed in -returns with camera- BABY COME BACK.. YOU CAN B- ...GET OUT LOL. ... rippl3r signed out (Client disconnected) xDDD lmao Lmfao what the carp! DAMN lo rippl3r signed in That's going on my AG wall of wallyness. Wait... YOU'RE NAKED? UH NO SHUT YOUR MOUTH HOLE ; O ; SACRIFICIAL PRINTER [6:58:20 AM] Kitt says: my printer likes to shred my baby [6:58:22 AM] Kitt says: .. [6:58:23 AM] Kitt says: *PAPER [6:58:26 AM] Kitt says: OHGOD WAT. [6:58:29 AM] Kurisu the Doll says: XDDD! [6:58:33 AM] Kurisu the Doll says: WTF [6:58:37 AM] Kurisu the Doll says: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL [6:58:39 AM] Kitt says: I'm a horrible parent. What is this Crust? I'm heading to bed all, so nini~ TAKE LUBERICIL AND SLEEP MY LOVE <3 Take WHAT? ... /giggle Well uh I Why do I have to explain it to her ; o ; . .. found the song Basically Chrys. CAUSE YOU IS DA PAPA :U You suffer from. ... But you found it xD Dry Vagina. ....WAT. /laughing on mute I guess there was a deeper meaning..when I typo'd your name Crusty. -just kicked the table on accident and is trying not to laugh and yell at the same time- NO. NO NO NO NO NO NO /NO/ /yes/ ;O; I /cheese/ do not like this. ;O; YOU SHOULD HAVE NOT HAD SO MUCH SEX MY SON WAT. WAT. WHEN DID I?! ILLICIET SEXSAHZ OH GOD Well IT WAS PEDOBEAR, WASN'T IT. Remember last summer? sad;lkgj a;klgj Yeah.... It was messed up... You must've smoked Baby Bear's Pot... for seven months... Why didn't you stop Pedobear, Keetea. ;A; Cause IT'S JUST NOT RIGHT You... you wanted it so badly... Now I need to like go hide in a psyche ward-- WHAT. she thought he was Santa Okay I'm just gonna go to sleep because my sides hurt :< from laughing silently xD /hugs Just remember your lubercil(TM) /hug From having A crusty vagina. NO. A;LDFSKGJ ;LKEHJLDK;AJ /SOB Love you Crust~ Chrys just angrily yealled your name yelled* wtf typo Whose? No, I just kneed the table again reflexively. ;O; I'M JUST GONNA GO TO BED WITH MY CRUSTY FLAKES AND CRAI OKAI <3 Good job crusty Ewww Lmao Crust So when you walk.. You leave a trail of flakes.. ew... Ew. Image It's apparently breakfast cereal IDK. Murk thought up the name. in my head To find Crust, you must FOLLOW THE VAG FLAKESSS EW OH MAN YOU PEOPLE ARE JUST YOUR VAGINA FLAKES IS NOT A CEREAL BRAND. ADL;GJAL GK;ADF;LGJ A;LDSKGJ I swear, if my laughter wakes up my mother /awake I'm gonna like stalk you people as a DEAD GHOST ;A; D: And then you'll have to call RPD I'll flush you down the toilet. Don't tell pedobear where i live THE SEWEEEEEERRRRRRZZZZZ ...Idk where that came from. ...lol Okay so frsrs I'm going to bed before you guys Niiighht make me explode into cereal or something. eW bye lmao -fleeeeeeeee- OH MAN <3 so it would be Vagy-o's! Red or Blue? ThatwonGai signed in O hai o3o Hello! But hark! I am not here for you! I have come for BEN! :U -POINTS AT BEN.- YOU. 8U ME? 8| YOU! NO, YOU MEAN YOU! NO! NOT ME! I MEAN YOU! xD -confusion?- I OWE YOU SOMETHING THAT I'VE NEVER GIVEN YOU! o3o OR WAIT...IS IT ME? NO! -POINTS AT BEN AGAIN- a Million Dollars? NO! LOL OH wait. Yes. o3o Please don't forget to erase after you are finished. Thank you! -Gives Ben suitcase of money- odam, Ben. I have a feeling that you rigged the suitcase to explode ... With explosives from my store? :D Yep. I mean no. Ben. That suitcase is safe. <.< You dun heet da jacpawt. C: Then...You open it Gai *hands the suitcase back over* If I open it, then you only get half the money in this case. I'll open it! -raises hand- :D Okay! so? Half a mill isnt bad -Hands case over- NO CHRYS No Ben. If someone else opens it. You get nothing. 8 | *swipes the case back* Eep! -looks at empty hands confusedly- ¬3¬ Choose ben. Chrys, you have to be faster than that. But wait. This decision doesn't end her.e .. That suitcase has a keyhole. what am i on, Deal or No Deal? LOL No. It's Deal or Die. .. o3o I have two keys in my hand. A red key. And a blue key. ...... * Benski takes a pick-lock and starts picking the keyhole* -facepalm- ALOL D: You're going to blow up you know that? Just pick a key. Pick the red key and you can open the suitcase. : > ... * Benski picks the blue key Pick the blue key, and you can find out just how far the rabbit hole goes? : > ... *grabs he blue key, and attmepts to open the suitcase* ... SO MANY TYPOS THAR -Suitcase clicks open- 8D So Ben... In the suitcase, as you can see- Are two pills. ......... .... LOL. ...... xD LOL Take the red pill, and you'll probably have the runs. And I have no idea how that blue pill got in there so, I dunno. * Benski takes both "8D NULLIFICATION" xDDDD No... I uh. I think you just have the runs and... So much for sharing. ;A; Anyways Ben. Obviously that suitcase was the wrong one... ...but there was ONLY ONE FRIKKEN SUITCASE 8U No. I have two more. .... xDDD .... If you choose the red suitcase... * Benski slaps Gai with the suitcase Ow. * Benski runs off with the other two suitcases ...lolfail. Ifyouchoosetheredoneitexplodes. HMMMM Nothing. : ] Then I'll choose the red one! 8D D8< -Click- -Suitcase opens- -Money- : | LOL 8D As you can see, there are two types of bills. ... .... please dont make me punch you D8< xDDDD There are 100's and 50's. : | Geez. Just wanted to tell you... orly? Yeah. Yeah. Yes. ... Are you going to put it in the bank? : | * Benski akes a device and waves them over the bills HIS STOMACH GROWS! ...Yeah, these Bills are contaminated with level 3 radiation Gai Level 3 ra-...what!? Oh yeah. ... You should of picked the blue one. Plus These bills...ARE FAKE ...? xD You don't use Monopoly money in your world? .. NO We use Monopoly Credit Cards now ...Oh darnit. xDDD Sorry, I haven't been around in a while. Do you still take Monopoly checks? Old Gai is Old. Yeah, I'm not in with the hip stuff you rascals are all talking about. Are you cool kids still listening to that radical music? I heard the new stuff is the bomb. ...what language are you even SPEAKING? chocoemo signed out (Client timed out) I'm just talking like you kids are, you dig? Aren't I doin' it right? D8 SPEAK 2000 YOU OLD PERSON *hits gai with a bat* .... -Takes his crowbar and lifts it over Ben's head- D8< .... Clone!...oh wait...NO CHOCO LEFT D8 * Benski flees D: -Chases Ben with crowbar- I'm going to bash your head in! Then collect your protection money! D8< ..I'M BROKE YOU FOOL That's why you ain't got no protection! >8D -Swings violently- I CHOOSE YOU, PEPPER SPRAY! *takes it out and starts spraying* Augkjhfkjshkjha Yakuza-secret weakness! -Rolls around on floor- Gai! ;A; -In pain- -Lays there- -sobs over- Ch-chrys... Is that...you? o3o *steals the blue case* G-Gai? ...Chrys... -Que 'I just died in your arms tonight'- ; A ; -Cough cough- ...you know that wasnt pepper spray right? IT WAS *peels off the label* WATER 8U O A o; o3o Afkjsdgikjhe;f Ancient Yakuza-secret weakness #2! .... ... There is only one way...to save me... ¬ u ¬ Chrys... ...Are? ; ~ ; -kisses on cheek?- -Hugs- That'll do. <3 :D EPIC WITH BEN AND MINU *takes off second pair of glasses* Benski's keyboard is really my older-younger-brother-who's-trying-to-steal-my-ex-wife's-gold-diamond-mines-in-the-ocean! o3o * Benski damatically poses I am a sexy oily doctor dancer, what I say is always right I have a PHWFREEWVEFGED! ALAS, i am found out! However, I am secretely dating Minuet's cousin's aunt's daughter's BFF, Chrys! Who, by the way, is the TRUE owner of the gold-diamond mines! o3o I own gold and diamonds? But my cousin's-aunt's-daughter's-B-F-F-Chrys is in a coma after directly starting into my oily elbow! *shoves Chrys into a coma bed* NOOO! MY SORT OF BELOV-ED! And she has CancerAIDs *puts post-it note with CancerAIDs written on it on Chrys's big toe* Which have absolutely no cure no cure at all it is uncureable Eh, we secretely married in vegas two weeks ago, so when she dies, i get her stuff INCLUDING THE GOLD-DIAMOND MINES The possiblity of curing it is impossible *takes off glasses* OR is it?! * Benski gasps you couldn't have possibly... *flicks off the post-it note and gives Chrys a cookie* I AM JEBUS! NOOOO, I thought for sure no one would have thought of the cure@ You thought wrong SenorMajorPresidentFraulinProfessor Benski! Curse you Sexy oily dancer Medical acting school student Minuet! I'm also a doctor! Right You forgot Doctor NOW WE MUST BATTLE! ..Do i have to say the whole thing again? *pokes Benski with popsicle stick* .. I win! How...di you know my allergy to posicle sticks? HOW DOCTOR SEXY OILY DANCER MEDICAL ACTING SCHOOL STUDENT MINUET? It was written in your secret-dairy-that-you-threw-into-a-volcano-but-you-forgot-the-pages-were-made-of-cheese-which-is-immune-to-extreme-heat! Oh and Benski * Benski is trembling *takes off glasses* You are going to die... xD * Benski Gasps Because you're not filled without enough strawberry jam D8 ... -missed the line after the volcanoe cheese diary thing- We need a jamsplant! ASASP! Nurse Garlic-wearing-a-censor-bar-and-nothing-else! Get me 4350i3405i34 CCs of jam! BUT I AM ALSO A OCTOR PROFESSOR .... oh bebe OCTOR? **DOCTOR XD xD *shows PHD tattood on left thumb* you know that as well as I do, minuet....after all, we're..... *takes own glasses off* SISTERS lolol *takes off glasses* Those are my glasses! We must have accidently grabbed the wrong ones after a night of passionate underwater basket weaving! Oi don't remember that...as i have AMNESIA RELATED TOOTH DECAY Where we learned that the clown who was your mother and father and son and grandfather and mail carrier was actually just a crazy democrat! GASP -Wiggles and flails- But those are the most ferocious of Equines! And had three nipples! you know what we must do Minuet.... Get a puppy? we must pull together to create the most awesome J-Pop band EVER *puts on about a million zippers and belts* Wait... this is my Final Fantasy outfit *puts on a poofy dress and a very big wig* 's pants fall down My zipperrr ;-; 8U WE MUST PERFORM A ZIPPER-TRANSPLANT OPERATION NOW! I would but I'm currently in a coma! 's pants go into cardiac arrest D8 Shoot, and you're the onyl one who knows how to perform this operation I'd do it, but I have... Yeaaaah *sits and plays Ace Attorney* FUNION RELATED AMESIA RELATED TOOTH DECAY CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC! * Benski does so *punches Benski in the mouth and the rotten tooth flies out* D8 oh my word, ITS THE EVIL DECAYING TOOTH GOBLIN Hey ben, play C D F E D GG >> oh don't worry, that's come out in some oil * Benski does so HOld c for 2 beats then G A F E cc, me thinkg ...Wait, why is there C4 explosives underneath my piano? ...xD * Nachos laugh *dies melodramatically* -hides behind Ben- o3o ...and why is Nacho's signature on the recipt for the same amount of C4 explosive which was bought it Chrys's explosive store which is co-owned by Garlic who is having a very sexy love afair with minuet who is ACTUALLY my mother's long lost daughter? ;D ..... xDDDD MY EYES SEE ALL but I is dead noaw * Benski is actually blind Cuz the writers wanted it like that. What about the seeing eye dog? There should be more of those in sitcoms. I have an explosive store? 8U Why was I not told of this? Chrys * Nachos died from... lack of intrest. Or... murder mysteries? You've got gold diamond mine s you own everything 8U i have psychic abilities which enable me to see though my TOES Even my left kidney! .... REEEEEALLY? ;u; yes ;u; I FEEL SPESHUL NAOW. .... "Smile through your pain so you can cry for others instead." So all I can say is... Sorry. | |
